Funny Towels

 
Funny towel:  OMG - My mother was right about everything!
$8.95 OMG Mom
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Funny towel:
If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
$8.95 - Sold Out If Momma Ain't Happy....
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funny towel: Beer, helping white men dance since 1862
$8.95 Beer: Helping White Men Dance
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towel - I love the beach.  The ocean makes my butt look smaller.
$8.95 I Love The Beach.....
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Funny towel:  Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
$8.95 Normal Family
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funny towel - divorce
$8.95 Two Sides To Every Divorce.....
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Funny towel:
I live for the nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget!
$8.95 - Sold Out Friends I'll Never Forget
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Funny towel:  You drink too much, You cuss too much, You have questionable morals.  You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
$8.95 You Drink Too Much.....
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Funny towel:
If you met my family....you would understand.
$8.95 If You Met My Family....
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Funny towel:
Does wine count as a serving of fruit?
$8.95 Does Wine Count As A Serving Of Fruit?
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Funny towel:  Drink Up Bitches!
$8.95 Drink Up Bitches
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Funny towel:
Drink wine and you will sleep well;
Sleep well and you will not sin;
Avoid sin and you will be saved; Ergo, drink wine and be saved.
$8.95 Drink Wine
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Funny towel:  What happens tonight will be on Facebook tomorrow.
$8.95 Facebook
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Funny towel:  I used to care, but I have an App for that now.
$8.95 I Used To Care...
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Funny towel:
Wine - How classy people get shit faced.
$8.95 Wine - classy people
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Funny towel:  You'll always be my best friend.  (you know too much)
$8.95 You'll Always Be My Best Friend....
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Funny towel:  
Girlfriends: Therapists you can drink with.
$8.95 Girlfriends Therapists
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towel - "In wine, there is truth"
$8.95 In wine, there is truth.....
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Funny towel:  If I keel over at Wal-Mart drag my body to Neiman's!
$8.95 If I keel over in Wal-Mart
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chicken nugget towel
$8.95 Chicken Nuggets
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Funny towel:  good friend will bail you out of jail.  A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
$8.95 A good friend will bail you out of jail
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Friends are God's way....
$8.95 Friends are God's way....
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Funny towel:  A friend will make you lemonade.  A true friend will put Vodka in it.
$8.95 A friend will make you lemonade...
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towel - Remember when we were sweet and innocent?  Me neither.
$8.95 Sweet and innocent.
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Funny towel:  A friend knows when to pour the wine.  A real friend knows when to stop pouring and just hand over the bottle
$8.95 A Friend Knows When To Pour The Wine
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Funny towel:
Southern Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to "go to hell" so that they look forward to the trip.
$8.95 - Sold Out Southern Diplomacy
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Funny towel:  Here in the South we don't hide CRAZY.  We parade it on the porch and give it a cocktail.
$8.95 Here in the South....
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$8.95 I smile because you're my mother, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!
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$8.95 Mirror, mirror on the wall, I am my mother after all.
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$8.95 - Sold Out 7 Dwarfs of Menopause
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$8.95 Beer - Proof that God loves us....
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